Jerk! Secret Spell! A note about SF Parking Rules.

First of all, to the jerk who called in to get my car towed because it was blocking a millimeter of his/her driveway, I bestow upon you a secret spell. You will live the next 10 years as a celibate, bitter freak. Yeah, that's right, I hope that you don't have sex for the next 10 years you jerk!

Secondly, if any of you get your car towed in the city and pay to get it out of the lot, do not throw away the follow up letters you receive from the Department of Parking and Traffic. Turns out that when you pick up your car, you're only paying to GET your car. You then get a TICKET in the mail.

What a jerk off.

CES 2007

Unforgettable Quotes

“It stretches from 3 to 6 inches” –RH
“Why don’t you ask him how big his database is” –TR
“To the left, to the left…” –TR
“I hate stupid people, too!” –RH
“Don’t be a pussy” –HS

Memories that deserve an 'honorable mention'

• It was so cold during the sales meeting that certain peeps had to wear gloves – indoors.
• Everyone in the Amazon meeting should win an Oscar for keeping a straight face as a certain someone leaned against the end table and knocked over the lamp and the CES awards while the president was talking.

Memories that should remain in Vegas

• Attempting to exit any hotel.
• Being handed questionable material on the street.
• Hangovers.

Happy New Year, 'Forgetting/Remembering 2006'

• Pulling a John Kerry with my grad school decision..'I'm going, I'm not going, I'm taking the GMat, I'm not taking the GMat
• Are you married yet? Are you married yet? When are you getting married? I bought a sari for your wedding but it's out of style now. $#*&(^(%
• Miami Vaca - enough said. If you want to hear the entire story, block out 30 minutes for a conference call.
• Fitting into my skinny jeans...code for...
• Grew a business 542542% (Etail...beats retail in growth!!)
• Continuing to wear 453 hats at work, but still managing to eat lunch everyday. Not too shabby. That will soon change...the eating lunch part I mean.
• Met some of the coolest people on earth...you know who you are. If you don't, than you're not one of them. Just playin.
• Continuing to meet some of the dumbest and wierdest people on this earth. Didn't they allocate a planet for those people yet?
• Boys, boys, all sorts of boys...it was the year of mr. 'right nows'; note to Aunty G...you'll never get to wear that sari
• Lived with a roommate and survived, and became good friends.
• No regrets being back in California (sorry Jason, you'll have to find another online marketer for your company)
• My little bro in the army...the only Indian kid. Crazy. But am so proud of him! One of the smartest people I know.