"Dots not Rodents"

Oh my goodness - this entire post is dedicated to Ryan Hanky (really hope I spelled your last name right...). He is the mastermind that came up with the name Curry Nightmare, and I have been long over due in providing him with the credit he deserves. Thanks mr. monomony!

Today, at lunch, he just brightened my mundane day. I was talking to a friend on the phone last night, a true Wisconsite in all senses of the word. Hunter, fisher, construction worker, pronounces Minnesota like Minesoooota, and he thought...are you ready for this? He thought all Indians had a mole on their forehead!!!!!!!!! (As in, our bhindis were actually part of our body!!) And as I tell Ryan this story, he ever so wittingly exclaims, "tell him it's dots not rodents." Funniest thing I've ever heard in the longest time.