Saturday, October 29, 2005

Ugh!

People need to:

-stop saying 'you know what I mean? you know what I mean?'
-repeating, REPEATING, REPEATING!!!
-get laid.
-stop freaking out!!! Life really isn't that hard
-get over stupid things
-talking your ear off about absolutely nothing!
-at least PRETEND like they're listening
-be reliable.
-bitching (venting is okay. bitching ALL THE TIME is annoying).
-say what they mean and mean what they say

whew. all better now. ;)

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Jason, this one's for you

Usually, I refrain from posting about day at work, or anything related to my career for that matter, for very obvious reasons. Today is an exception.

I had a meeting with my developer today, nothing majorly important, just needed to run a few things by him. Well, my boss sits in the cube behind me and typically here all of my conversations. Except of course, when he's wearing Kensington's Noise Canceling Headphones. ha!

Anyway, the developer and I are getting into a friendly debate about pop windows - everyone who knows me, knows my view already. And out of nowhere, my boss stops us and says, he has the answer.

Ajax.

Although this had nothing to do with what we were talking about, I was impressed that he knew what it was.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Miss Congeniality

I’ve been back in California here for almost 2 weeks now and my girl Benko has been telling me to read her tribute to me on her blog. In my typical passive-aggressive demeanor, I’ve been avoiding it because I don’t want to get sad and miss her more than I already do. And, funny, Benko, I didn’t want to cry. (After reading your post, this was ironic.)

Benko, seriously, you’re amazing. You even made Wisconsin fun, without even making out with me. (And that time we woke up in a compromised situation doesn’t count.) It didn’t matter where we were, who we were with, somehow, we just had a blast. Smoke breaks, work lunches (but you said, but you said I could have the breadsticks…). Plus you introduced me to the coolest people who also just took me in. But that’s just the kind of person you are, Miss Congeniality.

So, as a tribute to you, I am adding to your list of memories:

1. Rakhi asks “Benko, can you pick me up?” Benko replies, tired and hungover on a Sunday morning, “Ughhhh sure..okay, where are you?” Rakhi – “I don’t know”
2. Listening to the endless conversation about poop between you and Jason on the way back to work from lunch. Seriously, how can one girl ‘idemnify’ one minute and talk about poop the next? You are truly 'a lady and a scholar.'
3. In Paris:
-Paris train station: ‘Ta ta na TA NA!!!’
-Can you hook us up with free Alcohol? Ugh…Rakhi…why is he going in the back room. I hope he didn’t think we wanted…
-“let’s hitchhike”
-Okay, put your face like this, okay now squat, now look over there and put your hand under your chin. That's a great picture!!
4. in Brussels
-Do you like the “Puff Dadeee?”
-Benko leaves the bar to go to the bathroom – Rakhi asks the bartender – so do you have a girlfriend. He says, yes, but she lives in Greece. Rakhi says – that doesn’t count, so what do you think of my friend?
5. Benko – stick this candle in my ear so it clears up my head.
6. Kiss me on the cheek!
7. Bob!!!!!! Get off of me.
8. Poopty Poopty Pants; Shworteen teen; Bang Bang Bang (AAAAAAAHHHH)
9. Let's go the Willage and talk about the privacy policy.
10. And for the grand finale, this is a tribute to your absolute wit and your ability to take normal every day words and make me crack the f%$@^%$ up.

10a. Mountain Dew

10b. SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, don't crash into the shree, watch out for the shree

10c. Dhruv, like I dhruv to the store?

10d. Can I have a benchod latte, with a shot of tari garn

10e. And my favorite - Chicken Tikka Masala Babies

10f. I have gas. In class.

10g. "Aaaasss...Aaaaas..."

10h. I'm going to keep adding more as I think of them.

So, MOVE TO SUNNYVALE!! Forget Marquette – check out SCU: http://www.scu.edu/law/, then, we’ll play a real game of kiss and diss at Molly Maggees and get 'sy drunkel.'

Benko-ben, I’m so glad I met you.

Lunch for a quarter

Everything in our vending machine is a quarter!!! and...soda, fancy drinks (orange juice, etc.) are FREE! And there is free coffee mate (3 flavors) in the fridge for ANYONE, so your coffee doesn't taste like sandpaper.

woo hoo!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

"Dude"

Since I broke my daily blogging streak, I had to post something quickly. This is short, but good.

Our internal number to helpdesk, is “dude.”

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Lawrence Expressway meets Bollywood

I am in heaven - for the third day in a row, I have had idli sambar (rice cakes in a lentil sauce) and pav bajee (Indain sloppy joe)!!! THIRD DAY IN A ROW! All at different places.

Today though, was the most memorable. I saw an Indian grocery store near me and thought I would stroll in. I was expecting a small, mom/pop store - yeah, not so much. This store was like your local Safeway! Full on grocery section, labeled aisles, 4...yes 4 checkout stands with computers, and are you ready? I don't think you are. 2 FLAT SCREEN TVS playing Bollywood movies (in the video rental section of course.) And, to top it off, a little restaurant inside with all my Indian 'cart' favorites.

Everyday, I'm discovering something new that makes me just glad I live here again.

Tomorrow's my first day at my new job...

Like old times...

I love hanging out with my sister because we get into crazy situations....

god...IDIOT..................

Friday, October 14, 2005

Confessions of a short, stubborn, control freak.

Being the impatient control freak that I am, I wanted to paint my apartment within 2 days before I started my new job. Makes sense, right? Well, instead of asking for help with any aspect of this paint job, I did everything myself, with no prior knowledge on the basics of painting. This resulted in four annoying trips to Home Depot, wasted purchases, and countless tension regarding almost falling off the the step stool ladder thing. Oh, and let's not forget the random spots of chocolote brown on the cieling.

I'm still proud that I'm independent and I like to get things done.

I just wish I was taller sometimes. Like yesterday, when I was painting.

I need a man to do this shit.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Sunnyvale Wins

I'm going to just give up on keeping score - Sunnyvale Wins.

Here are a few reasons why:
In and out burger - 5 minutes away
3 Indian restaurants - on my street alone
Hot guy working at Home Depot
Another sunny day, clear skies
Non-stop good music on the radio
My cousin working in the I-tunes department at Apple (just had lunch with her)
My Dad offering to pay for my furniture
My girl friends
My grandma's cooking
Passing by Oracle, Ebay, Sun, Lockheed, Apple, Yahoo, Google, etc.
Molly Magee's and Palo Alto - a cheap cab ride away
Endless memories coming back to me by just passing by places I used to go - parks, restaurants, etc.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Madison: 2 and Sunnyvale: 0

My new apartment is a major dissapointment. Props to Madison on its property design. Even though their civil engineers may not have gone to Santa Clara, they could probably teach the people here a thing or two. Don't get me wrong, it is a nice place, but not worth what I am paying for it.

Apartment Dwelling +1 Madison; I loved the tracklighting, the walk in closet space, and the massive bathroom

Apartment surroundings +1 Madison; being near Target and the grocery store, definately a plus

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Madison, Wisconsin - Buh Bye

Today is my last day in Madison - the end of an era.

Last night was my going away party and surprisingly, I'm not too hung over. I can't believe the number of people that showed up last night. A blend of the new and old Fiskars crew, some very cool German folks, and who could forget the many boys from the past. Thanks to everyone who came out. It meant so much to me. I love you guys and wish I could bring you back to California with me.

Benko, I'm going to miss your Pad, but not your cats. Mays, Thanks for the symbolic butterflies, Luc - Thanks for the Martinis, Tim - thanks for the laughs, Webteam - thanks for just being there, Gays - thanks for just being the crazy mo-fos that you are, Kiersten - Don't let Noah forget his Masi - Schwake, thanks for representing the Port-O-Party, Greta, we'll always have Helsinki.

It was such a magnificent fall day today so I decided to drive to downtown and walk down the famous State Street one last time as a resident of Wisconsin. As I drove down John Nolen, I took in my favorite view of this aesthetically magnificent downtown. Looking over Lake Monona, I could see the Roman arch shaped windows of Frank Lloyd Wright's famous Monona Terrace. The lake looked calm deep blue reflecting off the clear sky. Finally, I could see the Capitol Dome without it being surrounded by cranes.

I found rockstar parking on Gillman, and walked toward State Street. State street was alive with street musicians, students, and probably a tourist or two. I thought, what a great place this must be for college students.

As I walked down this microcosm of Madison, I couldn't help but think of all the good times I have had here...

Three's Company (Yes, I was Jack...) - we had many lemon drops at State Street Brats, Johnny O's and Bullfeathers. Remembering Wando's conjured up memories of me yelling at the bouncer for not letting the 'Gays' in. Boy, I will get my butt kicked one day if I don't keep my mouth shut.

I walked pass Paul's club - where the only boyfriend I had here would come with me and his friends. I learned how to snowboard while taking a trip to Utah with them although I don't think I ever made 'Varsity.' However, there were many great memories from that time.

Passing by the stench of stale beer and I knew - I was near what Benko likes to call 'The Pube.' Somehow, you always had a good time there because Rufus would hook you up.

After those nights, it was inevitable to get something greasy to eat. Whether it was Pauli and me at Taco Bell or the entire crew at Casa. And somehow, I always bumped into Jeramiah!

As I passed the Walgreen's on Lake and State, I had to walk in and buy a disposable camera to capture one last still picture of the capitol building peaking through the endless brown and orange trees.

Who could forget the crazy Badger tailgates? My fondest memory was waking up to a cleaning bell in the Frank Lloyd Wright mansion.

But I digress. I have to mention and will probably never forget the Dry Bean, Cherry Pie, Quaker Steak and Lube, and Kitt's Korner. Shout out to the West Side!

I may have talked a lot of smack about this town, but it is now and will always be a part of me. I've grown thicker skin and I think, just maybe, that Madison benefited from having a loud little Indian girl to shake things up.

Madison Wisconsin will stick in my memory databank like an old boyfriend or a sentimental old t-shirt that I could never throw away or a best friend that I loved and hated at the same time. Times were good and bad, sometimes extremely good or equally bad. But everyone should do this once in their life if they can. Test yourself, take a risk, push boundaries, try something that you have never tried before and get out of your comfort zone.

Madison, Wisconsin - as much as I love(d) to bitch about you, when I leave here, I promise - I got your back. And thanks for hooking me up with Chicago.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

5 more days....

The $@%$#@ movers for my car didn't show up...UGH!

Break up with him!!!!!!!!!

All my girls know that I am pretty harsh when it comes to 'break up' advice - especially when a man is messing with a good friend of mine. I was elated when I watched the Today show this morning. The author of 'He's Just Not Into You' was a guest along with his wife. They both pretty much validated everything that I have said repeatedly. I should've written the book first. Here's a brief synopsis -
  1. Cut him off completely for 60 days: No phone calls, Get a ‘break up buddy’ (someone to call when you feel like calling him), absolutely NO DRUNK DIALS, Keep yourself busy
  2. You can’t really be friends with a bad break up: "Not taking resume for new friends, I have enough. I’ll file it away for later if I’m interested"
  3. Why, WHY, WHY did he break up with me? He’s just not into you – so who cares? It’s the never ending question so just move on. If you over think it, you're lame.
  4. Will a cheating guy ever change? NO.

Now that I'm so good at breaking up - maybe I should work on finding a man...

Monday, October 03, 2005

7 More Days!

Okay, I understand that I will sound like a valley girl on this post but, man, I'm totally freakin out. I'm sick of packing, annoyed with random unreliable people, and well, I think I need anger management. Just playin.

Whew. I feel better now.

How does a person so little own so much crap?!?!?